I couldnt care less 

Means that someone is unable to care any less for your current situation.

Person 1: I hurt my leg
Person 2: I couldnt care less, go away!

I couldnt care less by Gazado October 10, 2005

I couldn't care less 

The classier (and cleaner) way to say "I don't give a fuck", "I don't give a shit", "I don't give a crap", "I don't give a damn", etc.

(Do NOT confuse it with I could care less. If you *could* care less, it means that you can reduce the amount of fucks you give!)

"The Dvorak Keyboard lets you type comfortably because the keys are positioned so that the fingers can-"
"I couldn't care less."

I couldn't care less by cutesy pastel living doll November 6, 2013

I couldn't care less 

A phrase that emphasises the lack of care for something or someone. Often mistaken as 'I could care less'.

David: Quick Bert! Muffles the kitten ate some mothballs, and now it's foaming out it's mouth; WE NEED TO GOTO A VET!

Bert: I couldn't care less about your God-Damned Cat right now.

I couldn't care less by SeanJohn August 3, 2006

i couldn't give a rat's ass 

I don't care.

I couldn't give a rat's ass about birthdays.

i couldn't give a rat's ass by PA McFalls May 1, 2016

I couldn't help but stare

When someone is too fine so you do nothing but stare at them.

When I saw Jose with no shirt on I couldn't help but stare because he looked so fine, his abs were all out and everything

I couldn't help but stare by Clout Ganggg January 28, 2018

I couldn't give less of a fuck 

When someone won't shut the hell up about a topic you don't care for.

Person 1: Hey man, did you see the game yesterday?
Person 2: Sorry to burst your proverbial bubble, but I couldn't give less of a fuck

I couldn't give less of a fuck by that1racooninyourgarage March 21, 2022

i couldn't think of a fifth word for this so i just put this

When someone simply cannot think of a fifth word for a definition.

i couldn't think of a fifth word for this so i just put this

i couldn't think of a fifth word for this so i just put this by Fake Namezz March 1, 2008