i-can't spell 

definition one: When you type so fast on your iPhone that things get misspelled and you don't notice till right before you tap "send"

definition two: when you are texting someone on your iPhone and even though you spell something the way you meant for it, the auto-correct changes it when you click send and you have to explain what you meant to your friend.

Dude I rolled so hard on the floor at that!

What?

No I meant to say lol'd but have a bit of i-can't spell.

i-can't spell by That smart kid in your class February 15, 2010

I can’t spell 

If you can’t spell that means you are extremely stupid… BUT you are also the most loyal people in the world and you are the hottest people in the world with the best abs and fattest of asses.

Dominic: Dude I can’t spell

Audrey: Don’t worry that’s just bc your really stupid and loyal as fuck and hot as fuck and have the best abs in the world and have a really fat ass

I can’t spell by BIG D😈💪🏻 April 27, 2022

I can smell fear on you.

If someone is intimidated by you, this. Smell a person and say this. If they weren't scared of you before, they will be scared now. Courtesy Louise Belcher.

"I can smell fear on you." "Okay, I don't like this one."

I can smell fear on you. by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

i can smell your soup from here 

Another way to say that you understand what someone is saying.

Ex: "Did you see that episode of The Walking Dead last night?? It was insane!"

"Ya! I can smell your soup from here!"

i can smell your soup from here by Familyfirst22 March 26, 2017

I can buy you once but I can sell you twice 

Something that you buy once but sell twice therefore deems the item worthless. It’s one of the harshest insults you can give somebody.

“I can buy you once but I can sell you twice”

I can buy you once but I can sell you twice by Slangteam6 June 14, 2022

idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel 

i'm supposed to be doing homework rn but i'm doing this...

mom: Are you doing your homework?
son: Sure... and im tottaly not putting a entry for a word called: idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel

idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel by zman90 November 2, 2020

Can I smell your butt?! 

This is an expression. A way of conveying one's affection for someone special. This expression enables someone to get right to the crux of their intentions. A favorite pickup line amongst men in pursuit of a lady. Can be used interchangeably as a means of simply getting someone's attention. Some lucky recipients may be offered a positive, accommodating response by being offered the opportunity to 'snort anal crack'.

Hey baby, Can I smell your butt?!

Can I smell your butt?! by Big Ed Moustapha October 14, 2009