I AM A SURGEON !!

bro might be a surgeon

dr Shawn : "I AM A SURGEON !!"

I AM A SURGEON !! by QuandaleDinglefan May 11, 2023

I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!! 

A phrase used to win an argument. After said phrase is spoken, proceed to punch the opposing person in the stomach. The phrase was first coined in internet personality Linkara's review of the god-awful DC Elseworlds story "Superman: At Earth's End," when Superman (looking an awful lot like Santa Claus) shouts the phrase at chicken-headed android Ben Boxer, and then proceeds to punch Boxer's guts out.

(walks up to random person on the street) "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" (punches said person in the stomach, possibly rupturing his/her intestines)

And yes, even if you are a woman, it only works if you shout, "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!! by OldeSchool November 25, 2010

I am a grave 

What a person who is capable of keeping many secrets, would call themselves. Because they are where secrets go to die. Implies that you are very trustworthy.

Your deepest darkest secret is safe with me, I am a grave.

I am a grave by LilYachty99 July 7, 2017

I Am A Graveyard 

A band formed by Frank Iero (best known as one of the guitarists for internationally popular alternative rock band My Chemical Romance). Shortly after I Am A Graveyard didn't take off, Frank joined MCR.

This band is now nonexistent, unless some little punks stole it.

Little Punk 1: What should we call our band?
Little Punk 2: How about "The Travesty"? Or, um..."Black Souls", or..."Angst-Tastic Eyeliner-Monkeys"?
Little Punk 1: I know! "I Am A Graveyard", 'cause that's like, so dark and original.
Little Punk 2: But hasn't that already been used?
Little Punk 1: *blinks* *dies*
Little Punk 2: *blinks* *runs away*

I Am A Graveyard by SadieZoe May 26, 2008

i_am_a_duckhead 

A funny youtuber that uses text-to-speech and is mostly known for their series "Reacting to sans fangirls" which is basically the emoticon :V reacting to 7-year-old-girls who are "in love" with the infamous Undertale character, Sans the skeleton. They have 213K subscribers on YouTube and have a subreddit based about them.

human being 1: Hey, have you seen i_am_a_duckhead 's newest video?
human being 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny.

i_am_a_duckhead by JCexists November 3, 2020

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. by Rhonin March 18, 2010

I am a spoon 

When you run out of the dank insults and don't have anything more creative. Maybe somebody collects spoons in your family? Brilliant! Go sit in a drawer like the low-life piece of cheap metal you are.

I am a spoon! (Internal crying)

I am a spoon by Spoonnotaspork October 20, 2016