A phrase that emphasises the lack of care for something or someone. Often mistaken as 'I could care less
David: Quick Bert! Muffles the kitten ate some mothballs, and now it's foaming out it's mouth; WE NEED TO GOTO A VET!
Bert: I couldn't care less about your God-Damned Cat right now.
Means that someone is unable to care any less for your current situation.
Person 1: I hurt my leg
Person 2: I couldnt care less, go away!
The classier (and cleaner) way to say "I don't give a fuck", "I don't give a shit", "I don't give a crap", "I don't give a damn", etc.
(Do NOT confuse it with I could care less
. If you *could* care less, it means that you can reduce the amount of fucks you give!)
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"I couldn't care less."
Shows extreme care in the current subject matter means person cares a lot
I couldnt care less about your injury