|1.||I am sofa king we todd ed|
I am so fucking retarded.
i am sofa king we todd ed for pussy.
|2.||eye am sofa king re tod did|
1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.
2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".
3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.
4. A great way to piss people off.
After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.
Ideas/Suggestions board on Neopets. Usually filled with idiots who actually think TNT gives a shit about their suggestions because they suck. Apart from them, the people who are "regs" and are on every day and acknowledge the fact that TNT doesn't give a shit are the I/Sers. Average age, 14. Most don't have lives and/or have some form of depression. Kind of like EMS, but with actual real-life problems.more...
I/Sers use ~squiggly lines~ alot and say "lul" and usually have an "I/S Pride" sign on their lookup, (Created by Lovegood) after a recent "war" with the NW, so you can easily tell the non-I/Sers from the ~I/Sers~.
The "new i/sers" usually try to tag their boards and have on their lookup "I chat at the I/S. I hate you" and are hated by most for wanting to be something all the I/Sers hate to be considered.
Scenesters aren't usually welcome at I/S because 99.9% or the time the pictures they post aren't even of them, and they're lame retards. They are usually herded to EMS by Nutri.
Most I/Sers also communicate through other means besides neopets. Such as MSN and Myspace.
I/Sers don't tag their boards because it's retarded to do so.
n., obviously meaning retarded. Pronounced letter-by-letter (AR-EE-TEE-AY-AR-EE-TEE-DEE), it is a play on the acronyms ADD and ADHD, used in situations where someone claims Attention Defecit Disorder or Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder as the cause of their idiotic behavior.
A: Sorry about that, man. I've got ADD.
B: You sure that's not RETARDED?
I was acting like such an ass that I thought I might have ADHD, but no; turns out it's just RETARDED.
Hey, I really am taking meds for ADD, so don't say I have RETARDED! I'm not retarded!
1. any member of the non-male gender who feels the need to form an exculsive clique with their other non-male friends and talk shit about people
2. any member of the non-male gender who wrongfully bashes males in general, without acknowledging the fact that many of said males are actually good people who would respect their interests given the chance
3. any single member of the non-male gender with meets with other single non-male persons to talk about who they hooked up with, how drunk they were, how good it was, and their personal best for the number of times it happened in a certain duration of time (often one year); in this case it would be "retarded females"
4. most feminists, including all radical ones
paris hilton, nicole ritchie, britney spears, anna nicole smith, pamela anderson, houston, a prositute, 99% of blondes, alex trebek's wife, hillary clinton, laura bush, most fat girls and retarded female busybodies
|6.||iam sofa king we todd it|
You're fucking retarded if you read this out loud.
Idiot: Dude that's an awesome shirt! What does it mean?
IAM SOFA KING WE TODD IT
Person 1: I don't know read it for your self.
Idiot: I am so fucking retarded!
Person 1: You are a fucktard.
|7.||Go full retard|
when an actor portrays a mentally disabled character as *totally* mentally disabled, with few if no redeeming values. Oftentimes in Hollywood, actors are known to sink to the lowest common denominator, and try to play mentally disabled characters in what are really shameless attempts to win audience and critic sympathy, in what is usually a desperate bid for an Oscar. Sometimes, playing a mentally disabled character actually *does* result in winning an Academy Award, so long as you *don't* "go full retard":more...
That is, the mentally disabled character *should* face some obstacles, but also have some redeeming values (an "idiot savant"). For example, Dustin Hoffman in "Rain Man" was "mentally disabled" but he was really an autistic mathematical genius. Tom Hanks in "Forrest Gump" was mentally handicapped, but it still a very functional individual and in his own way, charming in his honest if simple morality to people me meets, and further, he has some real above-average talents, such as being an Olympic-level ping pong player and an excellent long-distance runner.
However, this doesn't work if the actor's performance as the mentally disabled character has *absolutely* no redeeming values and is indeed "full retard" mode: a character that is utterly handicapped mentally and really has no "hidden surprise talents"; this ends up just being a film following an average mentally disabled person around for the whole run time.
Such was infamously the case with Tugg Spee...