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hyptonite 

Kryptonite for hipsters. Any previously obscure artistic entity that goes on to achieve mainstream acceptance, thereby rendering it irrelevant to hipsters, could be referred to as hyptonite.
James used to thoroughly enjoy Death Cab for Cutie, but he now claims that he never really cared for them. James must have been exposed to some serious hyptonite.
hyptonite by Chris Teja December 9, 2008
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hypnotized

is when a girl moves her body around in cirlces and has a boy horny
damn you got me hypnotized
yeah i can see your dick is up too
hypnotized by aaliyah December 24, 2007

Hiltonized 

98% wasted or stoned +
1% tabledancing +
1% sorrounded by drunk or high friends
Nicole Richie was hiltonized last night with her friends.
Hiltonized by laweaPicante March 15, 2009

Hortonized 

To give a ridiculously spectacular beatdown to a person.
"He talked so much shit for so long, then before you know it he got straight Hortonized."

hypnotized

to be stunningly shocked while looking at ones named christy's buttox.
"you look hypnotized!"
hypnotized by Jklaklslkgnds March 24, 2008

Hyptocrized

To be criticized by a hypocrite
That bitch just hyptocrized me!!
Hyptocrized by cocksucker99 February 20, 2015

hypnotized by internal dialogue 

When a persistent thought plays over and over in your mind.
Hypnotized by internal dialogue, she simply had no energy left or presence of mind for the actual conversation needing to be had.