person who plays out relations, especially intimate relations, with several potential mates.
Person 1: I was thinking about getting with this one guy but what if this other guy wants to do something? And then I was thinking that this other guy sounded interested but I have to think about it all of this.
Person 2: Wow...you're such a hypothetical slut!
by The King of The World September 9, 2006
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