by neon.crayon.13 November 17, 2010
Mom: Son, marijuana is bad for you and you shouldn't smoke it.
Son: But mom, you buy, sell, and smoke marijuana. In fact, i steal weed from you! Your a hypocrite!
Mom:...
Son: But mom, you buy, sell, and smoke marijuana. In fact, i steal weed from you! Your a hypocrite!
Mom:...
by marijuanaman420 December 10, 2007
Real example someone said to me (not to be funny): "I don't know what the b-word is, because I was raised in a pure household, you biiiiiiiiitch.
Hypocrite.
Hypocrite.
by Anonymouse🐀 December 17, 2018
Katy Perry is a hypocrite. She dissed her boyfriend for acting gay in her song "You Are So Gay", yet, she is acting the same way in "I Kissed A Girl". She'll probably insult me for saying this to her if I ever meet her, but I don't care.
by Karen Stickney July 12, 2008
A self-absorbed, arrogant prick who constantly pisses and moans about other people doing something wrong, yet engages in such behavior anyway. Probably someone who has a really ugly girlfriend named Pinky.
Wow, did you hear about how Brandon fucks his girlfriend twice a day, yet complains about other people being horny? What a fucking hypocrite!
by wakatakalaka July 11, 2008
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Son: Mom this pasta taste like shit.
Mom: DON'T YOU FUCKING CURSE *bitch smacks son across face*
Dad: fucking hypocrite bitch.
Mom: DON'T YOU FUCKING CURSE *bitch smacks son across face*
Dad: fucking hypocrite bitch.
by marcos p May 14, 2007