An individual whose life is a slave to hype, thus effectively becoming hype's bitch. Said individual may or may not also be an actual bitch.
Me: Lionel Messi is a great footballer. And the iPad is shit.

Hype-Bitch: (*Playing iPod games on his/her iPad*) Are you like, a retarded person? Everyone knows David Beckham is the best soccer player in the world!
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