Human Fire Hydrants 

When a high wasted midget wears red pants and have a big ass.

SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants

Human Fire Hydrants by KIDKIDOOO April 25, 2010

fear hydrant 

This refers to fear mongering by the media and political groups, to manipulate the public, by emphasizing things that could cause fright.

The storylines about disease, war and climate are designed to have viewers drink from a fear hydrant!

fear hydrant by I, Wreckerrr May 14, 2021

Reverse fire hydrant 

During sexual intercorse you piss and nut in the chicks ear.

Ya she still can't hear her boyfriend decided to pull a reverse fire hydrant on her.

Reverse fire hydrant by Cripple420 December 12, 2019

shit hydrant

Adjective - a bad situation that is becoming worse

Example: "Not only did I get fired but my wife left me. This day has been a total shit hydrant."

shit hydrant by Ryo-FFXIV November 11, 2013

fire hydrant chic 

Haute couture of the canine fashion icon.

FYI, fire hydrant chic is Gigi’s bottom line concern when you bring home the next “super cute” but highly embarrassing freak-wear costume from Petco or PetSmart.

fire hydrant chic by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Verbal Fire Hydrant 

A person who's going on and on about a subject they're interested in, not letting others get a word in edgewise. By spewing a constant stream of information, they become the human equivalent of an open fire hydrant.

Jeez, Jon, you haven't stopped talking about 3D printing all night; you're being a real verbal fire hydrant!

Verbal Fire Hydrant by TheJanePlane June 3, 2015

New York Fire-Hydrant 

The act of two men, double penetrating a female, cumming at the same time in her mouth and vagina, then punching her in the back of the rib cage causing her to spew it all out both ends...

Randy: Hey man, I heard your girlfriend was being a bitch!

I: Yeah, what should I do?

Randy: Oh, lets give her a New York Fire-Hydrant.

I: Disgusting, but alright!

New York Fire-Hydrant by Firefighter911 March 20, 2010