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Hartzler 

The name for the surcharge added to something when it is larger than normal size.
Joel went to the barber shop and they added a hartzler onto his bill because his head is so big.
Hartzler by Dumptruck6969 January 17, 2009
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like a hussler but better, a gentleman, and all around nice guy, and sensitive, but hardcore at the same time
It that a hutzler?
Heck yes it is...it's a paul hutzler
hutzler by Sara December 30, 2004

hartzler 

a pile of shit stacked to atleast 5 foot 7 inches high. usually found in the Marine Corps. also means to fall asleep after a 5-6 minute car ride
bro wake the fuck up you're being a hartzler....or look at the size of that hartzler sitting in the chow hall
hartzler by kelly kirkwood November 21, 2010

Hartzler 

An Hartzler is an extremly weird person
That guy is soo a Hartzler
Hartzler by jakelesco September 19, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026