Hurtz Donut 

The act or prank of asking someone if they would like a "Hurtz Donut". If they reply yes, they are punched as hard as possible and told: "Hurts, don't it?"

Hey Patrick, want a Hurtz Donut?
Okay! (then punched)
Hurts, don't it?

Hurtz Donut by Anonomouslyinurpants November 18, 2010

herts donut

familierized by family guy a punch to the face

peter:"wanna herts donut"boy:"sure"PUNCH!!!!!
peter:herts donut

herts donut by Dorian barcelo December 17, 2008

Hurtz Donut 

Bloodless castrator band. Used on cattle, sheep, goats, dogs and rural rapists.

Better put two hurtz donuts on that bull calf, he's a big 'n, one might break and he won't let you try again.

Hurtz Donut by RevBroG January 30, 2016

baby dont hurt me

"....no more." one of the best songs to ever be made and grace human ears.

"baby dont hurt me no more" said before getting in a car with the designated driver being hellen Keller

baby dont hurt me by sanorous October 25, 2017

what is love baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more

its a song and a meme dumass

what is love baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what is love baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more by rick and morty fan September 15, 2017

Hurtsdontit 

When some one gets hurt or accidentally hurts themselves

Person 1 (Smashes finger with hammer) owww. I smashed my finger with a hammer
Person 2 ahh you get a hurtsdontit.
Person 1. Whats a hurtsdontit
Person 2 it hurts-dont-it

Hurtsdontit by Jdeere June 29, 2021