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1.
When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.
Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!
by Brewer May 02, 2005
 
2.
sucking a woman's breasts so hard that blood vessels have broken and caused serious discomfort and bruising
last night, Terb gave Katina a hurting bert
by considerate young ladies May 01, 2005