when you poop in a sock and hit someone with the soiled sock.
I got so annoyed by her that i hurt carled her ass to the wal-mart.
by Billy wanger February 27, 2004
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when you eat nothing but quarters for a week. then poop all that into a sock and beat someone with it.
I liked the new Illinois quarter that i ate nothing but them and hurt carled with quarters the inventor.
by Billy wanger February 27, 2004
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