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Honeypotting 

To good-naturedly insert one's finger into a partner's anus during doggystyle sex and subsequently lick it. Usually performed several times during the same sitting.
"I was biffing Saskia doggystyle and watching her tight little anus wink at me when the notion hit me to ease in a finger and enjoy some good old-fashioned honeypotting."
Honeypotting by smutcat April 21, 2010
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Honeypotting 

When a female goes about her daily routine, but with a vagina full of semen (her partners or a strangers will do) and periodically pops a finger in and licks it off in the style of dipping your finger in a jar of honey and licking off the sticky deposit left on your finger. This ancient technique does require some ongoing effort to keep the sacred goods inside.

Originated from the early north american phrase 'Hunny Pottin' meaning hiding a stash of ganja or other narcotics in ones vagina.
"My boyfriend Darren was away from home for a few days, but luckily he'd blown a big load up my twat for me to honeypot throughout the day"

or

"She loves spunk mate so much so that Honeypotting is a regular thing"
Honeypotting by TheMurph November 5, 2009

honeypotting 

v.

The act of urinating in a partners reamed asshole. The challenge lies in maintaining a flacid penis during the process as it is extremely arousing.
The door was shut, but when I opened it, I saw Sam honeypotting Charlie, he was making a mess everywhere, but Charlie seemed to be enjoying himself.
honeypotting by JRu February 19, 2004

Honeypotting 

A 100% depraved sex act. Even furries disown this kind of tomfoolery. Basically, what you do is shoot a bear with a weak tranquilizer gun, and then have secks with it while its still conscious. This is one of the many things that make everyone just go "What in tarnation?!?!".
"I say, I say. Apparently Lance Corporal Dixon is in prison for the old honeypotting incident."
Honeypotting by Total100%Deplorable December 11, 2017

Honeypotting 

A certain manoeuvre in anal sex where the male specimen fingers around the poo hole while the pounding is occurring. Usually gives it a nice little spit and carries on. It's a rather messy sight and not one for the faint hearted.

Experienced bum fuckers tend to use actuall honey as lubrication but this tends to get rather sticky.
"did you hear, Grace was honeypotting with that guy over there the other day, apparently it got really messy. Lucky girl.]
Honeypotting by UhHuhWHAT January 10, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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