hung like a horse

used to describe someone with a huge penis

you are hung like a horse.

by -rinder May 24, 2002

hung like a gorilla

A veiled insult. A gorilla's penis is only approximately 1.25 inches long when erect.

Man: Are you sure I'm big enough for you...?
Woman: BAYBAY don't worry you be hung like a GORILLA!

by Urban Dictionary February 11, 2012

hung like an elephant

Describes someone who possesses a massively oversized penis, usually accompanied by equally oversized testicles. Generally assumed to be larger than a donkey dick or horse cock/horsecock, as an actual elephant's cock can be up to five feet long.

"Tony's schlong hangs past his knees, he's hung like an elephant!"

by norandomone October 1, 2006

Hung like a Sheep

Refers to the imagery of the male sheep counterpart to the human penis being covered by wool so it doesnt show.

My friend is hung like a sheep and he is clean shaven...

by SB_sausageboyz April 27, 2010

Hung like a Man

A common insult among horses to signify that one horse has a smaller than average dick.

*Neigh!* Translation: Dude, you're totally hung like a man! Haha!

by awesomejock July 14, 2008

hung like a pizza

To have a penis with the dimensions of a pizza; that is, approximately 16 inches in diameter and half an inch in depth

Girl 1: Mama mia! Antonio is hung like a pizza!
Girl 2: Yeah, I wanna be a topping on his pizza cock!

by pizzadick16x0.5 April 13, 2021

Hung like an elf

Some one with a seemingly impossibly small penis. So basically the penis of an elf.

Man, that peter kid is Hung like an elf!

by Hunglikeanelf man July 31, 2006