hundred-footer

A lesbian who typfies the stereotype to such an extent you can spot her sexuality from a hundred feet away.

Used on the l word

"Now that's what I call a hundred-footer"

by Amy August 25, 2004

three hundred footer

A person that looks great from a distance, but looks ugly close up.

Yesterday I came to a crosswalk and let a beautiful woman cross the street, it wasn't till he waved at me that I realized he was a three hundred footer.

by Kahionwiioh December 26, 2015