humpage 

sexual mileage, sexual longevity

"Jane, why don't you break up with Steve?" said Helen.
"Not just yet, he still has a few months good humpageleft in him" replied Jane.

humpage by tastefullysmutty March 5, 2009

humpies 

A humble way for talking about sex.

Wanna make humpies??

humpies by Walter B. March 30, 2006

humpiversary 

The anniversary of when you first started sleeping with someone.

"OK, I know we're just friends with benefits, but it's been one year since we first started this whole thing and I wanted to take you out to dinner to celebrate. Happy Humpiversary!"

humpiversary by Capybarra December 9, 2012

Humpie 

Humpie = Smo.
A strange biped humanoid who is prone to revert to his alternate personality when it is least expected.

"Is it Humpie? Is it Smo? Is it an incredibly obscure transsexual? We can't tell, and neither could you."

Humpie by Some Rando February 16, 2004

Humpage 

1) To rape another for unkown reasons.
2) To have mindless, sweaty sex in quick progression, usually has to do with the female anal canal.
3) To hump!!

Bob had humpage with Sally and Sue, and when they were done, they were sweaty and heavily breathing.

Humpage by Bob March 2, 2005

humpinest 

Excellent sex, being excellent at sex

That was the humpinest sex. You are the humpinest. That was the humpinest.

humpinest by Super-Duper-82 December 3, 2016

humpies 

The act of rubbing your genitals against the bed, often thrusting your hips up and down to achieve an orgasm.

I was watching a pornographic movie while laying on my bed, on my stomach. I wanted to do humpies SO BAD!

humpies by badtimeforbonzo May 10, 2018