HUMKAY 

Word originated from Jeff Hsu, Wayne Wong, Eric Szeto, Andy Zhou, William Jun of Lake Oswego, Oregon

When said enthusiastically, it is the ultimate response to any argument or situation. Can be used anytime and anywhere. Has no real meaning what-so-ever. Closely related to the word whatever.

Wayne: Dude, get a haircut.
Eric: HUMKAY!
Eric: Dude, you're an idiot.
Wayne: HUMKAY!
Eric: Shut up
Wayne: HUMKAY!

HUMKAY by Eric Szeto & Wayne Wong & Andy Zhou & William Jun August 29, 2008

HUMKAY 

Word originated from Lake Oswego, Oregon

When said enthusiastically, it is the ultimate response to any argument or situation. Can be used anytime and anywhere. Has no real meaning what-so-ever. Closely related to the word whatever.

Wayne: Dude, get a haircut.
Eric: HUMKAY!
Eric: Dude, you're an idiot.
Wayne: HUMKAY!
Eric: Shut up
Wayne: HUMKAY!

HUMKAY by Eric Szeto July 28, 2008

Humke

The best teacher in existance.

Wow your teacher is really a humke, I wish he was my teacher.

Humke by Uekzbry February 4, 2019

humkin 

A beautiful girl. She is loveable and she loves fully. Usually calls her boyfriend Bunny. She is Precious.

She's Ishues humkin. She calls him Bunny

humkin by imcgatsh June 3, 2019

humkr 

what zavior says i have

zavior:you have a bad sense of humkr
me:ok

humkr by cmeszz January 13, 2021

humknocker

acronym/slang
Half Ur Money Never O Csee Kids Ever Right
A woman so extraordinarily attractive that a man would arguably risk losing half his money in a divorce settlement and visitation rights to his children just by being near her. The term derives from the instinctive appreciative hum a person makes upon seeing someone that stunning, combined with the gut-punch realization of what acting on that attraction could cost.

Origin: Coined circa 2010 by an individual who, upon witnessing a woman of exceptional attractiveness, found himself unable to articulate the specific combination of qualities that made her so dangerous to his financial future and custody arrangement — and decided the English language needed a word for it.

Example:
"Yo, did you see that woman at the bar? Full humknocker. I'm talking HUMNOCKER."

humknocker by Capstone May 15, 2026