According to Stefon for Saturday Night Live: "It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them."
Pull up right there and park between those two human traffic cones
by teddygrahamperson December 13, 2010
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A flashing device fitted to a pole near passport control units in airports, land border crossings, and sea ports, which halts illegal human traffic.

Implemented by government agencies, such as the UK Home Office, as a result of national immigration policy.
The large articulated lorry, with a container full of illegal north Korean immigrant labour, was forced to wait at some human traffic lights at Dover passport control when they showed red.
by dewexdewex January 3, 2010
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When two jacked up midgets paint themselves bright orange and you have to parallel parks between them.
Go over there and see if you can fit your Hummer between those two human traffic cones over there. You might need to use that back up camera.
by shtoven December 12, 2010
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When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park inbetween them
Guy 1: did you see the Human Traffic Cone?

Guy 2: Hellz ya i got that shit in one try
by Concon125 December 13, 2010
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