A man who uses a catheder to empty his bladder of all urine and replace it with wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.
Last night we hired a human decanter, he was great at the beginning, but near the end of the night I wondered how much wine I was actually drinking.
by Nurse K February 11, 2008
The act of inserting a catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening septic shock, or "cock shock".
Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock.
by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021
When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses
by shamdog6 July 21, 2021