Pole vaulter-donkey man.
Rob, and he's got technique!
by Gissell "the french b-" July 14, 2004
To be so massively hung that it appears like you have 3 legs. Very difficult to wear shorts in public. Every smoking hot girl wants a piece of you.
Man, I had sex with Cory last night, he was a real human tripod!
by udo August 10, 2003
Definitely NOT Gus.
Gus is so small, he is the complete opposite of a human tripod.
by I OWN GUS March 21, 2004