a hugh reilly is someone who looks like a sea monster, marries gold diggers with a NASTAY style taste, and had BRACES and saggy wrinkles. he also talks with afake british accent and forces his children and their friends to eat flinstone vitamins and eat irish oatmeal (aka guinea pig pellets)

he also has quite an attractive growth on his face which he calls a nose

oh yes, and he is also SIXTY TWO
"EW is that hugh reilly again, he needs to burn in old faggot hell"

(he is usually sighted scaring off "crazies" in the Broadway area)
by s-dog January 11, 2005
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