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Huachón breakfast 

When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.
- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?

- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
Huachón breakfast by Uncle Beast December 7, 2012
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huachicolero

Word in spanish that defines a guy who sells stoled gas from the gas ducts in Mexico.
Those damn huachicoleros are firing again!

- Esos putos huachicoleros estan disparando otra vez!
huachicolero by KingEdipo December 1, 2017

Huachuca Hold 

When you're dating someone, and think something is going to happen, but they make every possible excuse to lead you on.
Man, she's totally got you in a Huachuca Hold, go ahead and cross runway 26 and do a 180 at taxiway delta, Hold short on runway 26 for arriving ultralight, caution wake turbulence.
Huachuca Hold by Joel Bloomquest September 16, 2021
Hang up & Call Again

Used when you call a customer service line (airport, hotel, tech support, etc) and you either get someone with an attitude or someone completely incompetent so you hang up and call again until you get some one who can help you.
Jack: This person on tech support keeps asking me to repeat the serial # and has me on speaker phone.
Jill: Fuck that bitch, HUACA
HUACA by buukijones April 20, 2022

kh-huack 

It is a sound made by great human who exerts over-powering dominance. No sound can overpower the "kh-huack". The receiver instantly dies or in a lucky case, becomes forever disabled. Can be compared to Thanos' snap.
man/woman: kh-huack
some random dude: *just instantly dies*
kh-huack by khhuackgod May 14, 2019

huachuca 

(1) white trash town in southern az
(2) home of army M.I., Fort Huachuca
i notice you have no teeth, drive a El Camino, and have 6 bloodhounds, where are you from?
Huachuca City!!
huachuca by fun-times-always October 9, 2008

Ft. Huachuca 

Fort Huachuca is a United States Army installation under the command of the United States Army Installation Management Command. It is located in Cochise County, in southeast Arizona, about 15 miles north of the border with Mexico. Ft. Huachuca now helps to keep secure the border with Mexico.
1. Ft. Huachuca is an army base in southern Arizona.
2. The soldiers at Ft. Huachuca help keep illegal aliens out of the USA, Yaay!!
Ft. Huachuca by Devils_Slave July 6, 2010