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Harden The Fuck Up

Used to tell a weak person or persons that they have become far too weak, and to prevent further embarrasment to the human race, they must Harden The Fuck Up.
1. I see that you are on the side of the road with a flat tire. What, you, a fully grown man can't change a tire yourself, and you're waiting for a tow truck? HTFU!

2. "This is Michael. He can't go on a family holiday without bringing his portable gaming console. HTFU, Michael!"
by Chopper Read October 12, 2006
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i have a tummy ache..... htfu!!
by lyn ternalll December 04, 2010
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"Hang the Fuck Up!" the cell phone correct version (especially appropriate for vehicular maladiction) of the well-established STFU.
"HTFU and DRIVE!" Ted shouted at the smugly self-absorbed yuppie soccer mom who was toddling along the freeway at 40mph in a van filled with children while simultaneously sipping her non-fat-non-dairy-decaf frap and babbling away on her cell phone oblivious to the furious world raging around her.
by Mabuse December 12, 2007
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Hurry the fuck up. A derivative of stfu that is used to coax the wife to hurry up in front of the kids.
We're late... HTFU man.
by stuckatborders June 22, 2009
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dude htfu!!
by :) November 06, 2003
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It means "Hurry the fuck up!"
me: Hey Amanda
Amanda: what?
me: HTFU and suck my dick!
by CaliPothead April 09, 2009
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When you are going on brb or afk, another person would be saying to hurry up so this is the short form of it. It fully means "Hurry the fuck up"
Person #1: Oh! Brb!
Person #32: HTFU
by ColouredInDreams September 10, 2015
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