housie

adj Used to describe anyone who has a stable living situation, who is dependent upon their house or apartment. Often used to describe people who have "normal lives" but still hang out with gutterpunks, train-hoppers, and street-rats in their spare time. Slightly affectionate to extremely derogatory, depending on context.

"Man, that chick isn't part of our crew, she's just a fuckin' housie."

housie by Jenaka July 4, 2008

hovie 

A slang term for Jehova's Witnesses.

Damn bitch, some hovies is coming down our driveway. Get the mace!

hovie by marksupero December 11, 2008

Hoovie 

A common nickname for an amazing girl who is a combination of nerdy, sexy, intelligent, artistic and funny all at the same time. A girl that is so near to perfection that her actual existence is more than questionable, a Hoovie is so close to perfection that she finds it necessary to be mean in order to try to scare away those with less than honorable intentions. This is the type of girl that can make you lose track of time and have you up all night hanging on her every word.

Hoovies are also known to be extreme meat eaters, melt at the mere mention of fireworks or BBQ's, despise cats and enjoy horribly fake Cuban accents.

Guy 1 – Dude I met this chick shes such a Hoovie
Guy 2 – Aw you lucky fucker, I’m jealous
Guy 1 – Yea you should be
Guy 2 – Yea I am
Guy 1 – Okay
Guy 2 – I’m hungry

Guy 1 – Me too lets get some soy burgers
Guy 2 – That sounds F-Ing awesome

Hoovie by IWouldF-ingDestroyAPenguin July 12, 2009

houtie toutie 

pricey, annoying, city, and girly bitch

She's really annoying and one of those houtie toutie girls.

houtie toutie by totessoups(: October 1, 2010

Hoovie 

A short interbred cocksucker from a small rural area (rutledge mo) such a individual will become very short with you for no reason and may threaten to touch you inappropriately. May claim to be horny. Usually elf like with mismatching ears/features. Some could carry diseases so avoid if possible.

Man he must be a hoovie!

Hoovie by Notinbred November 14, 2019

Hoovie 

A horse. Naively described by foreign types, particularly of Polish descent. Relating to the 'hooves' of the animal.

"I want Hoovie."
"Sorry, we don't serve horse meat, try Poland."
"Moo?"
"Ok, a burger it is then."

Hoovie by yoyoslowslow February 28, 2008

Hougie 

One who is like the 'sandwich'

One who is a gansta BFF

Keeper of a 1,000 sunglasses

Everyone should have a Hougie.

She always has a new pair of shades she must be a Hougie

Hougie by 1936purple June 7, 2009