comcast housemates

when five formerly heterosexual college-age men, all hot studs, get horny for each other and live together in a house where they get phone, internet and cable television service from telecommunications giant comcast corp, and pay for it by sucking each other off, all while bickering amongst themselves.

i'll need to see your credit scores if you want to rent this property. i want to make sure you can pay me rent and aren't just a couple of goddamn comcast housemates.

comcast housemates by Charleez September 23, 2007

housemate 

This term, commonly used by college-age students, is someone you share a house with (or, less commonly, an apartment).

These people were, to my knowledge, formerly known as "roommates," in virtually all contexts.

Housemate seems to be merely one of the many trendy terms being tossed around these days.

Here are possible reasons for this word's existence:

A) Perhaps it's supposed to have less of the negative stigma that the word "roommate" seems to carry with it.

B) Also possible is that roommate implies a closer relationship/friendship than simply housemate.

John, Dave, and Bill were looking for another housemate to share in the rent.

That guy across the hall, he's my housemate.

housemate by kirE August 24, 2007

housemate fucker 

Dude who lives with you but fucks you over with rent and bill money - and then lies about it.

Using bill money to Gamble on the Greyhounds.

housemate fucker by Kathryn Marnell August 17, 2004

housemaster 

The hero that looks like a slice of bread, responsible for all things surrounding the Arfenhouse.

housemaster by H Hog September 5, 2003

T.J. Houshmandzadeh 

The hardest name in the NFL to spell and pronouce.

T.J. Houshmandzadeh is a great receiver, but don't ask me how to spell his name.

T.J. Houshmandzadeh by gofishgo December 17, 2006

housemom 

A dressing room attendant of a strip club

Who is that older lady walking to the dressing room? Is she about to dance? "No, she is just a housemom. She has hairspray, food, and all that stuff back there."

housemom by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019

housemaster 

A hero who looks like a piece of bread with red square eyes and a curved line for a mouth. Has a green shirt with a purple collar, blue pants and yellow square fists. Speaks horrible english and is the main character in Arfenhouse.

"Housemaster, I--" *CRASH* - Joseph, Arfenhouse the Movie.

housemaster by horror_blood October 26, 2003