when five formerly heterosexual college-age men, all hot studs, get horny for each other and live together in a house where they get phone, internet and cable television service from telecommunications giant comcast corp, and pay for it by sucking each other off, all while bickering amongst themselves.
i'll need to see your credit scores if you want to rent this property. i want to make sure you can pay me rent and aren't just a couple of goddamn comcast housemates.
After a night, in which occupants of an abode have been having messy sexy with their respective one night stands, they all miraculously meet at the washing machine (in the morning) to wash their sheets. This event can also be promoted to other housemates by the yelling of "Sheet Party!" as one occupant departs for the laundry. This often leads to a bedroom exodus by the other occupants who wish to also join in the "Sheet Party" and swap stories.
"Sheet Party" can also be proclaimed by an individual prior to intercourse if a sheet party is highly likely.
"Yesterday was a massive Sheet Party"
Yelling with head poked through the door "SHEET PARTY!!" followed by cheers and laughter from fellow housemates and confused looks from the unsuspecting victim.
"How was last night?"
"Mate, it was a Sheet Party"
|3.||Toilet paper chicken|
A sign of a slightly dysfunctional share house. The toilet paper has run out and everyone bitches about it but there has been no agreement to take it in turns to buy more and no conversation occurs to resolve the situation. The person who bought the last packet flat out refuses to buy more out of principle so it is a game of chicken between the remaining housemates to see who gives in first and buys some more.
"We ran out off ass-wipe and my housemates have been playing toilet paper chicken for almost a week now. I'm really getting sick of using tissues"
The only hope to 20-something's wanting to prove to the rest of the country that their ego is bigger than everyone else's, in order to bring fame and fortune to their otherwise hopeless lives (with the exception of Pop Idol and X-Factor). In the big brother house, the problems occur when these people realise they are not being noticed and, as a result, have to make a point of this by shouting, screaming, wailing, yelling and getting as drunk as possible in order to try and convince people they are 'really entertaining'. As a result, the public decides to vote them out, meaning that when they face eviction they begin to make out they had already planned to walk out anyway, and that they felt that they had already had enough of living with people they just don't get on with.more...
Big brother is portrayed as a reality tv show when, in reality, it is not. Free food, free drinks (including alcohol), shelter, no need to work, housemates you don't like (but still want to f***) and regular silly tasks 24 hours of the day does not sound like reality, unless of course you are an art student at the University of Birmingham. The only time you really feel you are seeing reality is on eviction night, when the housemate faces their partner and finally remembers "oh shit, i wish i didn't do that" and you get a look from their partner that says "you're in for it. just wait 'til we get home..."
Quietpes in playing the computer game Pro Evolution Soccer on the XBox very quietly, so as not to wake your housemates. Or at least creating the illusion that you are playing Pro Evo quietly, whilst parting like a man possesed.
Housemate 1: I'm not being funny mate but you kept me up all night again with your bloody parting mate. Mate.
Housemate 2: No, no, no we couldn't have, I just had a few mates round for a bit of quietpes. Oh, by the way, they'l be more quietpes tonight aswel, I'm off to the pub to get poombed.
wiping cum on housemates pillow, door handle, mobile phone, computer mouse, toothbrush, or any other personal effects he/she would use on a daily basis. This is done as a form of cruel revenge for them not doing anything round the bloody house!
"Jono if you don't take the trash out this week i'm gonna seed tag your door handle when your out"
"he's just pissed that i seed tagged his pillow beacause he ate all the cinnamon toast crunch"
Big Brother is a reality television show where, in each series, a group of people live together in the Big Brother House, isolated from the outside world but continuously watched by television cameras. Each series lasts for around three months, and there are usually fewer than 16 participants.
The housemates try to win a cash prize by avoiding periodic evictions from the house.
There ia also A Celebrity Big Brother where celebritys are put into the big brother house for no longer then 2-3 weeks.
It Can Be Good But Usualy Dull For example:
Day 22 12:00 pm In the big brother house. After A Day Over arguing over crushed jaffa cakes, Katie Goes to bed.
Day 22 12:03 pm Jen gives evils to the cameras.
Day 22 12:05 pm Dan Picks his nose in the Dairy Room.