President Houseplant

Another way of describing Joe Biden, since Joe Biden is not fully there. This word was invented by Ben Shapiro

President houseplant has been very transformational

President Houseplant by Eushshtb March 20, 2021

Houseplanting 

Overanalyzing or creating discontentment in relationships, friendships, life, or other things when the actual cause of unhappiness is similar to the needs of a houseplant, like not getting enough Vitamin D or drinking enough water.

Jamie: Did you hear that Gary was really sad today? Apparently life isn't serving him all that well after all.
Oliver: He's just houseplanting. Get him some food and a nap and he'll be fine.

Houseplanting by boughs.of.folly April 28, 2021

Houseplant

A antisocial guy. He doesn’t show interest in people especially his girlfriend. He is very introvert and doesn’t talk that much. He seems a bit boring.

“That guy doesn’t really talk and seems a bit boring.”
“ I know he is such a houseplant.”

Houseplant by Lottielot January 31, 2018

Hot Houseplant 

a hottie that sits at home, cooks, cleans and looks GOOD doing it.....

Gotta go home and feed and water my hot houseplant :)

Hot Houseplant by TXangel September 16, 2011

houseplants

People who are a waste of space on this planet. They walk through life uninterested and uninteresting. They're so out of touch with their own wants and needs that they are unable to form their own opinion about anything. They are therefore highly susceptible to fads, advertising and gimmicks. They go to the same vacation spots, restaurants and movies over and over again since they're deathly afraid of any new experience.

Nah, they're not interested in learning anything new. They're just a bunch of houseplants and comfort zombies.

houseplants by kabukulator October 1, 2010

Profile Housecleaning 

Untagging yourself from less than desirable pictures on Facebook or deleting or changing certain aspects of your Facebook profile to make yourself seem cooler/better looking/funnier etc.

Person 1: Hey I tried to tag you in a couple photos from the new years album but it said you had already untagged yourself.

Person 2: Ya just doing a little profile housecleaning. I decided they were bringing my Facebook average down.

Profile Housecleaning by RR360 January 12, 2010

Dirty House Clean House

This is an Urban Term used on certain cleaning occasions. People typically use the term as gay as it is just to be safe. Dirty House Clean House means "Cleaning that was so Butt Fucking Nasty, Now It's Pink Pussy Clean". DHCH is a term of expressive sarcasm after cleaning.

Dirty House Clean House is a safe word to sarcastically reward yourself the achievement cleaning something so nasty into a cleanly masterpiece.

In respect to DHCH for short. If your around friends that don't mind a Fowl Mouth, just skip the DHCH attitude and say after you clean that shit "Cleaning that was So Butt Fucking Nasty, Now it's Pink Pussy Clean". Hopefully someone claps back and says good job!

Dirty House Clean House can be used in many different ways to be creative and clean. Getting Dirty is pretty gay, but who can argue with clean pink pussy? Money Talks and Bullshit Walks. Keep it Clean!

You know what "Dirty House Clean House" means? It's a safe word that means "Cleaning that was So Butt Fucking Nasty, Now it's Pink Pussy Clean".

Dirty House Clean House by CamilleStarlight August 26, 2023