Houstoned
"Bro, she just sent me her nudes!" "No way let me see!" "Lol, that's not hers man they're fake!" "Lol, you just got houstoned!"
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Whitney Houstoned
When you're so drunk at a bar and all you want to do is dance with somebody, somebody who loves you!
Whitney Houstoned by Jibjar November 9, 2016
Houstoned
Pronouned: Hue - stoned.
Being wrongly accused by the police for carrying a firearm you have a permit for.
Being wrongly accused by the police for carrying a firearm you have a permit for.
Jeremiah was houstoned when tackled from behind by police while he was dancing at a concert on the University Lawns. They believed he illegally carried a gun.
Houstoned by Godfrey Bouillon June 13, 2007
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026