A man hourglass shape is a man with big {manboobs} and huge ass. All men with this shape re obese or atleast overweight. This is the worst shape for men(unlike women.)
Girl1: Hey u should date Todd I heard he's nice.
Girl2:No way! I heard he has man hourglass shape, I dont wanna with that freak.
Girl2:No way! I heard he has man hourglass shape, I dont wanna with that freak.
by Devil Kisses April 27, 2009
A woman who's body shape changes after giving birth, the baby weight a woman can't shed after childbirth.
Have you seen Jessica since high school? She went from hourglass to liberty bell shaped ever since she had two kids!
Have you seen Jessica since high school? She went from hourglass to liberty bell shaped ever since she had two kids!
by Crunchychris April 12, 2014
(adj) Descriptive term used by a woman with an hourglass figure ie: large boobs, small waist & large hips who is unhappy with the largeness of the boobs and hips in proportion to the waist. Gives the idea the person would be happier with a smaller hourglass, one with less sand in it perhaps...
Sam: You have such a lovely hourglass figure, Ellie.
Ellie: There's too much sand in the hourglass....
Or; If only there wasn't so much sand in my hourglass...
Ellie: There's too much sand in the hourglass....
Or; If only there wasn't so much sand in my hourglass...
by Elliebear June 3, 2008
by ZaneD.Iner December 3, 2015
A term used to describe a scrotum hanging low. When stretched out or hanging low the scrotum offers an unparalleled aesthetic that resembles an hourglass. For those that are uneducated the scrotum is the skin that holds the testicles and when stretched out is the best looking part of the male anatomy. The hourglass is the official emoji and symbol of a stretched out sexy ballsack
Christella wishes she had an hourglass everytime she looks down at her pussy The hourglass is the official emoji and symbol of a stretched out sexy ballsack
by urbanslang111 March 13, 2022
past individual:hey bro whats the time
past human:lemme check the hourglass
past human: it's hourglass turn number 15
past individual: oh ok
past human:lemme check the hourglass
past human: it's hourglass turn number 15
past individual: oh ok
by i know about pps March 30, 2022
I feel like I'm pounding on a big door
No one can hear me knocking,
I feel like I'm falling flat to the floor
No one can catch me from falling
The hourglass has no more grains of sand,
My watch has stopped no more turning hands
The crew have abandoned ship
The lights are on but now one is in
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse allthelightsareon
Andtheblindsaredown
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareon andtheblindsaredown
I feel like I'm calling on a telephone
No one can hear the ringing,
I feel like I'm running up a steep hill
No one can stop me from running
The hourglass has no more grains of sand
My watch has stopped no more turning hands
The little hand shakes it's fist
The face is hanging out on a spring
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareon andtheblindsaredown
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareon andtheblindsaredown
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareon andtheblindsaredown
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareon andtheblindsaredown
No one can hear me knocking,
I feel like I'm falling flat to the floor
No one can catch me from falling
The hourglass has no more grains of sand,
My watch has stopped no more turning hands
The crew have abandoned ship
The lights are on but now one is in
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse allthelightsareon
Andtheblindsaredown
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareon andtheblindsaredown
I feel like I'm calling on a telephone
No one can hear the ringing,
I feel like I'm running up a steep hill
No one can stop me from running
The hourglass has no more grains of sand
My watch has stopped no more turning hands
The little hand shakes it's fist
The face is hanging out on a spring
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareon andtheblindsaredown
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareon andtheblindsaredown
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareon andtheblindsaredown
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareon andtheblindsaredown
The hourglass has no more grains of sand,
Little red grains of sand
My watch has stopped now more turning hands
Little green neon hands
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareonandtheblindsaredown
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareonandtheblindsaredown
I feel like I'm calling back to the shore
No one can hear me calling
I feel like I'm falling flat to the floor
No one can catch me from falling
Little red grains of sand
My watch has stopped now more turning hands
Little green neon hands
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareonandtheblindsaredown
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareonandtheblindsaredown
I feel like I'm calling back to the shore
No one can hear me calling
I feel like I'm falling flat to the floor
No one can catch me from falling
by Death Menace February 16, 2023