hour shower of power

Also known as an HSOP, this is a male's shower that takes an hour. Any male spending an hour in the shower is quite obviously masturbating in there.

Ben was an HSOP master, his hour shower of power happened twice daily.

by Downvoting Victim June 8, 2011

Half hour shower of power.

When you have a 30 minute shower, most likely it's not needed and you coulda made due with a 10 minuter.

person 1 - what the hell were you doing in there?
person 2 - It was my half hour shower of power.

by Chayse81 June 1, 2012

Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon

The act of going to mormon.org and trolling ONE missionary for an entire 3 hours without them leaving

Bill: Hey man, you wanna study for that math test?

Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.

by duplicitycommon May 30, 2011