Skip to main content

Hot Single Mom 

It's what you're supposed have hot meaty sex with, says every ad in existence. Well turns out the ads were right! You have to have sex with every single mom ever to exist you little pussies, it's for the benefit of making to share your huge schlong to everyone of them, hopefully you will be inspired to have sex with them.
Man i just had sex with a Hot Single Mom
Hot Single Mom by Smedgewic January 9, 2021
Hot Single Mom mug front
Get the Hot Single Mom mug.
See more merch

hot single milf

A hot person named stormi who will be a milf when they are 70
bob: hey have u heard of the hot single milf
larry: you mean stormi?
bob: yeah

hot single milfs in your area 

A common lie across the Black and Orange hub website community, typically used in advertising or as a joke.
hot single milfs in your area ready to smash!!1!!1!!!

drop a hot single 

referring to JC Chasez, when asked "what are you up to?" by a reporter on the red carpet he said "I'm about to drop a hot single."
He's kind of a tool, so the saying morphed into a phrase you say on the way to the bathroom to take a shit.
"I'm gonna go drop a hot single" "I just dropped a hot single" "did you drop a hot single"

it is also possible to "drop a hot double" this is when 2 big chunks of crap fall out of you.
drop a hot single by Rosie Byrd September 7, 2007

jake/single/hot

A character seen in every roleplay game. Essentially a little kid or ODer.
Yo, did you see that "jake/single/hot" over there? He's tryna get some roblox bitches!
jake/single/hot by Jake/single/hot January 27, 2021

hot singles in your area 

Something that all the ads say, but is never, ever, true.
John saw an ad saying that there are "26 hot singles in your area" that want to meet up with him, and thought it was true. He was disappointed when no messages from hot singles came for him.