Hot jizz tornado 

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.

Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado

Hot jizz tornado by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020

Hot Pocket jizz 

The sauce or cheese that drips out of a hot pocket

Jared: Hey, dude what kind of hot pocket is that?
Leo: Ham and che-...GOD DAMN IT JARED! I HAVE HOT POCKET JIZZ ALL OVER MY SHIRT!

Hot Pocket jizz by HotPocketsXD July 6, 2013

Hot Sauce Jizz 

Experiencing a sexual climax while eating Taco Bell. Possibly the most epic experience you'll ever have,

Guy: Man, that chick that walked in to Taco Bell was so hot, I couldn't help but hot sauce jizz while eating my burrito.

Girl: My man hot sauce jizzed all over my crunch wrap at Taco Bell. BEST. DAY. EVER.

Hot Sauce Jizz by idiosyncraticESC April 18, 2011

Hot Sauce Jizz 

An emission as a result of the consumption of Taco Bell, Chipotle, or any Mexican food. This type of gratification can be categorized as "orgasmic" and is considered applicable to both sexes, despite the slang identification of it as semen.

Goob (Male) - Oh my word, this burrito is simply delicious! I've seemed to create a mess in my draws!

Booger (Female) - For the love of all that is just! You've definitely experienced a Hot Sauce Jizz! In fact, my burrito is equally scrumptious!

Goob - Have you experienced a Hot Sauce Jizz as well?

Booger - You're correct, my good sir!

Hot Sauce Jizz by Nnamdi A. Goob April 17, 2011