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Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket 

Taking a dump inside of a girl's mouth. Then shooting a load inside of her nose. Finally, you punch her in the nose. This way the "strawberries & cream" flows down into the maw filled with the hot pocket.
He finally found himself a freaky enough girl to allow a Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket done to her. It left her with a bloody nose and a bad taste in her mouth.

hot honey cream cheese

Term that describes having a UTI and a yeast infection at the same time.
"I wore my thong wetsuit too long yesterday and now I need to go to the gyno for a prescription to clear up this hot honey cream cheese."

Ice cream hot 

When a woman is a 6 on the hot scale. She starts work at an ice cream plant making her a 10 thus being "ice cream hot".
You see the new hire we got? Yeah bro, she's definitely ice cream hot.

hot tub ice cream

When a steamy Vtuber gets into a hot tub and creates a sweet-smelling aroma and a fluffy white hue resembling that of ice cream.
I can't wait to see my favorite Vtuber make some of that sweet hot tub ice cream.

hot bagel with cream cheese 

Anal sex in the morning followed by an anal cream pie
There's nothing better than a hot bagel with cream cheese to get the day started.

tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction 

its amazing. gosh.

hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. he rides it like a cowboy would....

in the desert.
get me a tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction-poopy pop. make it made of wonder and magic and ye shall recieve ten gold pieces filled with chocolate vadge