Chinese Hot Air Balloon 

When member of the preferred sex provides a hand job to the point of orgasm, and the male receiving the deed cums and farts simultaneously, this is known as a Chinese Hot Air Balloon

Dude, I had some panda express, and then hooked up with lo wang, she made me have a Chinese hot air balloon!

Chinese Hot Air Balloon by Chinese hot air balloon lover February 18, 2023

chinese hot pocket 

Te act plucking a woman's vagina hair with your teeth until she ejaculates all over you

Keisha felt lonely so austin gave her a Chinese hot pocket

chinese hot pocket by krispy_NEC November 26, 2014

Chinese Hot Gas 

Chinese Hot Gas, or C.H.G., is a phenomenon caused by the ingestion of Chinese food with Sriracha. Shortly after dining, the afflicted person will begin passing extremely hot, putrid gas that literally causes a burning sensation in the anus. It's not uncommon that people within the blast radius of the flatulence are initially stunned for several seconds, before erupting into a rage while trying to identify the culprit. C.H.G. has been known to break up numerous relationships, and to date there is no known cure.

Chinese Hot Gas caused my fiancee to leave me two months before our wedding.

Chinese Hot Gas by Foldarius Johnson III May 23, 2020

Chinese hot fudge popsicle 

When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job

I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night

Chinese hot fudge popsicle by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019