hot and salty 

A singular noun meaning semen.

1.) Hey Bridget, you have some hot and salty on your chin, you may want to wipe that off.

2.) Aww man, clean that hot and salty off of your sheets, as I don't want to sit in that!

hot and salty by Justin Koehler March 27, 2005

Hot Paste and Salt 

Hot paste and salt is the taste and texture described for male cum.

Based on real conversations with a friend and I in a couple senarios.

Us: So what does pussy taste like?

Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste like.

Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.

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At the gas station getting pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain pop and it splatters at her.

Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you don'tcha?

Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!

Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.

Customer: I..I...I don't even know what to say to that....

Hot Paste and Salt by JestyCat August 5, 2010