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32.
Something xbox LIVE addicts eat
One example on xbox live says "I had to kill the dog for food because the hot pockets ran out."
by eatdogswhenhotpocketsrunout August 11, 2009
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1.
The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")
That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket.
by Sam F March 23, 2005
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2.
1. The most delicious form of evil. It tastes, looks, and smells good, but you practicly die of burns when you take a bite if you don't wait 5 minutes.
-What happened to your face?! Its all...charred!
-I had hot pockets last night.
by Ricky February 27, 2004
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3.
name for a pastry that took after the pop tart. except it is filled with nasty meat. It can only be served 2 ways;
1. Warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.
Hey Travis, would you like a hot pocket?
NO!
by Eric Franz January 15, 2007
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4.
When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"
"I'm about to cum..."

(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)

"HOTPOCKET!"
by PTSpice July 06, 2009
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5.
White man who wears a red hat and is an ass hole
Go fuck yourself hot pocket!
by Aleksander12 February 15, 2014
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6.
When the person you have sleeping over shits in your fold out sleeper couch, doesn't clean it up, and folds the couch back up without telling you.
I'm not friends with Rob anymore.
Why?
He made a hot pocket with my fold out couch.
by xJcalx April 16, 2010
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7.
Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.
When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!
by berserker256 May 18, 2003
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