A catastrophically flamboyant person. This person may often waist their life doing homework or fucking random people. This person usually has an inanely cool yet dorky sibling. A hosna usually like to show people thier boobs, or dancing in front of a large crowd wearing onesies. This person cannot drive for shit and is asexual.
"Hey guys, my girlfriend just dumped me and im feeling really lonely, can you help?"
"Yeah man, just call Hosnatch, she might be busy making stupid fucking Facebook videos tho."
"Okay ill call her! Hopefully ill get lucky..."
"Dont worry man, you will, you definitly will. She might be bad at driving a car but shes amazing at driving the stick shift if ya know what i mean ;)
by Pimp Marcus March 4, 2011
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