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Hortencia 

Hortencia is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She always smells really good and always has on a bomb ass outfit. Don’t ever let her go! She is so sweet and caring. Once you get to know her, you will see how funny and cute she is. She is full of energy and love and always wants to explore places and travel. Many girls are jealous of her amazing personality and her good looks.
Boy 1: Did you see Hortencia’s outfit?
Boy 2: She has a good style!
Girl 1: Shut up, she has a horrible style.
Boy 2: You’re just jealous you dress like shit.
Hortencia by suckmydickie September 10, 2020
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hortensia 

She is the quintessential Latin flower. She embodies everything that is classy and fashionable. At first glance you are intranced by her hazel eyes. A miami bred native she is a family Girl. A passionate lover and even more passionate friend hortensia is the one you will bring home to your mom and never let her go!
Hortensia That girl...the first time I met her I thought she was a slut.
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hortencia 

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Mira que hortencia tan hermosa.
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hortensius 

To seek and find wisdom wherever you can find it
Hortensius is a lost dialogue of Cicero, in it he contemplates the best use of ones free time, to philosophy. To seek and find wisdom and knowledge wherever you may come upon it. And to cherish it.
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
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Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
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