As in Horified for the sex starved. A usual reaction to finding out that your partners new work colleges are seriously hot. On a 'Bring your partners' office party you find yourself unable to cover-up your delight at the bevy of beauties you wish to shag, on glancing over to your partners face you become Hornified as you realise it could be several more weeks before you have 'The Sex'.
God dame there was some serious skirt, I wanted to rumble all night, but I knew I shouldn't have gone as Spiderman, when I saw the misses face I was Hornified.
A quick-mouthed person, usually one pretending to be of higher class than actually is. They make themselves feelbigger and better by telling tragic stories of old regarding themselves to lost wanderers near dark forests.
Person 1: That old bastard just tried to hock me a condom by telling me it's a family heirloom carrying an evil curse that's killing his whole family...
Person 2: wtf?? Don't take it personally, man, he's just a horsefield scum...