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horse tooth pudding 

A dessert dish no longer as popular as it once was, originating in the British Isles, specifically south England. Virtually unknown outside the English-speaking parts of the former British Empire, the main ingredient is ground horse teeth, with other additives to make a pudding. Popular with the landed gentry and seen as a delicacy now.
A: "The oddest thing on the menu at that little pub was horse tooth pudding"

B: "Horse tooth pudding? What the hell is that?"

A: "It's some dessert in England, they make it out of old horse's teeth, all ground up or something."

B: "That's nasty, bro."

A: "Word."
horse tooth pudding by lexicon_t October 28, 2013

Horse Toothed Jackass 

Another affectionate nickname for Howard Stern producer Gary Dell'Abate aka BaBa Booey, famous for having thick lips, breath like a sewer and horse like teeth.
Gary: Eric's called in about ten times today.
Eric The Midget: Shut up you pea-brained, horse toothed jackass.
Fred: Ack Ack

Horse-Toothed Jackass 

One of Sal Governale's numerous nicknames for Howard Stern's producer, Gary Dell'Abate.
"That Horse-Toothed Jackass Baba Booey has enormous choppers and diarrhea breath."
Horse-Toothed Jackass by creedmoor September 8, 2006

Horse Toothed Jackass 

Member of the orangutan family known for the powerful odor of its breath, inability to work efficiently, and massive front teeth.
"The Horse Toothed Jackass is commonly hunted by ivory dealers."
Horse Toothed Jackass by Lo Wang August 14, 2003

Horse Toothin’ 

Practicing the art of laziness of the body and mind.
Tell Lonnie to stop horse toothin’ around!! He’s always late!

Toothless horse eating an apple 

The maximum level of power when performing cunnilingus. What it lacks in technique, it makes up for in lifting women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.
Last night, I got high on bath salts and went down on my gf like a toothless horse eating an apple.