(1) When a fat white chick resorts to intercourse with well-endowned men of African descent.

(2) The state of mind when a fat white chick goes bonkers for some Mandingo horse cock.
(1) I heard Amber got a bad case of Horse Dick Syphilis when the divorce was finalized.

(2) Talula is something else, man. I think she's got that Horse Dick Syphilis or something. She's been smoking menthols, drinking 40s of O.E, and walking weird for a couple weeks.
by Scruggy Gingerbeard September 12, 2019
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The phallus of an adult race horse tenderly cooked and caramalized and used as a blunt instrument for beating stupid people in the head.
I need to program a "SMASH insert caller name IN THE HEAD WITH A CARAMELIZED HORSE DICK" button on my phone.
by Ryan Kay May 29, 2008
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when something is beyond belief you use this word
holly horse dick i have found a gold bar
by peter1 April 24, 2007
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Someone (usualy men who are sweaty and in there late 40's) who likes to cut hair off a horse and glue it to his own dick. then collects a series of five deferent types of horse hair, the final product is they cut there dick off and cook it with a casorole...
Son: Hay dad wats that hairy thing im eating?
Dad: Fuck up you lil shit!
Son: Please tell me!
Dad: Its the final product of my dick horse ive been working on.
by tommscpo May 29, 2006
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An elevated form of dickhead, meant to mean a stubborn and unreasonable asshole, idiot, or douchebag.
Stop being such a dick horse, Liam!
by Boffo1 February 15, 2023
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