hokie kamokie 

An expression of extreme surprise or dismay at a totally unexpected event, or turn of events.

Tim: Rats, my on-line storage account just dropped all my back-up data.
Cindy: Hokie kamokie! You're screwed unless you optical disked it too.

hokie kamokie by LouLou604 May 20, 2010

Honkie House 

A home made up of at least three (3) Caucasian residents (and only Caucasian residents) in a primarily black neighborhood. These "honkies" are very white, but will attempt to camouflage into the surroundings by spending a lot of time on their porch, using phrases like "mmm hmm decent", and giving patrol cars the middle finger as they pass by slowly on the street.

Have you been to the Honkie House in Manayunk? Those crackers know how to throw a party!

Honkie House by moyer48 May 4, 2010

Horkin' the Bjork 

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

Horkin' the Bjork by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007

Post Drinking Hornies 

A medical condition (not-yet-scientifically classified) whereby a person gets unusually horny following an epic drinking binge. Side effects include an uncontrollable desire for coitus and/or masturbation. This phenomenon is particularly unusual because the patient is generally suffering simultaneously from the normal side effects of overindulging in alcohol consumption.

One possible explanation for this is that the body is releasing large quantities of testosterone / growth hormones in an effort to heal the body from the effects of partying. This can also be referred to in short as PDH.

You go on a bachelor party vacation to Cabo San Lucus or Las Vegas. Say you drink Thursday-Saturday night non-stop. On Sunday, and possibly even Monday, you may feel extremely horny. This is what is referred to as "The Post Drinking Hornies".

Post Drinking Hornies by Water Bison July 23, 2013

play hookie 

A day spent away from school and other responsibilities. When you skive off/

Well, we already missed the first period, so we might as well play hookie.

play hookie by ShittyLifeYo December 14, 2013

horkified 

To mess up. Usually used in the context of digital information or technology.

This Windows server horkified my PDF file.

horkified by formzero July 13, 2009

horked on 

To spit on someone in game disrespectfully. (Mostly used in fortnite and Elite cord.)

Player 1: That kid is so bad he just got horked on.

Player 2: Fuckin shitter!

horked on by Benciaga on Twitter April 19, 2020