Suck Horse Johnson 

Suck Horse Johnson AKA SHJ is a sloppy, wet blowjob given by either an woman or a good guy friend. Usually a Suck Horse Johnson is demanded, never requested.

I told her to give me a Suck Horse Johnson.

Suck Horse Johnson by Suck_my_Johnson July 28, 2019

Old Suck horse 

An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.

Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.

Old Suck horse by Bro mcdudeson June 5, 2018

Suck horse

A woman who was breed to suck off dudes.

Dude: bro did your grandma get married? Wtf she’s 78 why won’t she stop
Dude 2: yeah bro she’s a suck horse. She’s born to suck dudes

Suck horse by Bro mcdudeson June 18, 2018

Suck a horse cock

A word used to suck a dick in rage.

"GO SUCK A HORSE COCK YOU IMBISILE!"

Suck a horse cock by Gofollowmeon@vexpxlz:) March 24, 2023

go suck a horse 

an insult that you use on friends. wont work effectively on enemies/people you dislike.

friend 1 - go suck a horse
friend 2 - ouch.

go suck a horse by yasi. November 29, 2018