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don't you fucking hoover me 

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'

Certified Hooker Fucker 

An expert in meeting (avoiding law enforcement) and fucking hookers.
That guy is a certified hooker fucker he really is about it.

Hoverfuck 

Hoverfuck (noun) : when you fuck your significant other with an aerial device, i.e, a drone.
"Yeah Tommy, I hoverfucked Christie with my drone last night while her parents were sleeping in the next room over."
Hoverfuck by helpisjustascreamaway December 30, 2016

hoverfuck 

The act of sexual intercourse without substantial bodily contact other than direct genital penetration.
"Julie has a bad back - I had to hoverfuck her so I didn't hurt her."
hoverfuck by French_Bulldog December 30, 2013

hookerfucked 

After the fight, his face was all hookerfucked.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026