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Two soft rounded organs on each side of the chest on women. They can be small or quite large & produce milk after childbirth.
Sybil loves to tease the construction workers by flashing her hootie cows.
by Sybil4 November 01, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The area betwixt a woman's legs;female genitalia, including labia majora and minora, clitoris, taint and fecal exit area, but mostly just the girl parts.
My hootiecow is in discomfort due to an overly long bicycle ride this day.
by Scribble4 August 05, 2007
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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