hoiskerditch 

Leaving a music concert (by someone who is generally good) shortly after arriving, because the sound is absolutely terrible (at a particular venue).

The Real Burnouts are great live, but when we saw them at the Uptown Theatre, the sound was so shitty we had to hoiskerditch after two minutes.

hoiskerditch by jeanpaulfart December 17, 2015

Hoosker 

To give or receive a blow job.

George payed Jenny $5 to give him a hoosker.

Hoosker by G30RG3 R0$@$ May 13, 2011

Hoosker Nugget 

the piece of poop you find laying around after having sex with a hooker

dawg i found a big "hoosker nugget" in my room after the party

Hoosker Nugget by Smokey Mcnotpot September 18, 2006

hooskerdoo 

adjective: noise and nonsense

Keep quite and stop making all that hooskerdoo.

hooskerdoo by jimmy hoosker January 10, 2008

hoosker tuesdays 

an erotic sexual act, that involves high velocity spinning on a tire swing, while performing the spread eagle position,usually involving household condiments(relish,salsa,ketchup,jam,etc.)performed prominantly on fridays.

hank: hey cindy, hoosker tuesdays?

cindy: but its only thursday.

hank: oh,and the refrigerator is empty.

cindy: aw, too bad

hoosker tuesdays by seth engleman December 9, 2008

hoosker 

A swift and rapid movment or change of direction.

That shit ass Saturn hooskerd in my parking spot.

hoosker by Steve M (JettaStevo) November 30, 2005

hoosker 

cold beer

"you wanna grab some hooskers"

hoosker by yardog October 3, 2008