Hooptie RC1 Beta

The technological and psychological predecessor to "the hooptie." It is extremely shitty, but since it is a beta, is also very unstable. It has too much power for it's own good, tyres worn on one side and the ability to drive on it's side using two wheels and not flip over.

WE WERE DRIVING ON TWO WHEELS! FUCK FUCK FUCK! I COULD SEE THE GROUND OUT MY WINDOW!! Hooptie RC1 beta is the reincarnation of Zues's throbbing dick!

by LordNikon9001 March 20, 2009

Mama's hoopty wagon

A vehicle of poor condition that teenagers use which usually belongs to their mom.

"Dude, that chick's car sucks."
"Yeah, she thinks shes all cool sporting her mama's hoopty wagon"

by D-Lo March 12, 2005

hoopty ass conversion

A rather cheap and/or crappie roadbike that was converted to a fixed gear, often with ghetto methods. Likely to have yates, and saddle set up at a slope angle

"Look at that hipster on the fixie! Is it a track frame?"
"No, it's a hoopty ass conversion."

by lbb March 28, 2007

His whip was a janckty hoopty.

(Total translation) His car (whip) was a stupid (janckty) poo-poo car (hoopty).

Joe: Why, Jane, have you seen Mark's new car?
Jane: Yeah, homie. His whip was a janckty hoopty.
Joe: I understand you completely. Let's go toss eggs at that jalopy.

by Womanof MassDestruction October 14, 2007

hoop-d, hoopdie, hoopdy, HOOPTIE, hoop-t, hoopty, hooptee, etc

Today it can be any car or vehicle used as personal transportation. But it was originally used to refer to classic 70's or 80's era large American cars (impalas, new yorkers, towne cars and so on...), usually found in the ghetto and in poor condition, that has been "pimped out" with garish paint, animal print interiors, wheels too large or too small and so on. They are often roomy, comfortable worn-out gas-guzzlers.

Man that hooptie ride is bitchin.

The tail pipe fell off my hooptie.

by fluxdelux August 11, 2004

Hooptie Honda Hoe

Hooptie Honda Hoe
/Hoop/Tee/Hoe

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noun/adjective
1.
a single distinct meaningful word used to descripe a level 2 hood rat known as a (possum) in her thirties , used with others (or sometimes alone) to form a hot box typically and most often in the ghetto known as the hood .
synonyms:Honda Hoot, Possum Pussy, Whored Accord ; More

verb
1.
(Honda Hoeing).
"she honda hoes her hooter in a particularly ironic way"

synonyms: Honda Hooting, Pussy Possum Popping, Acura Couch Hating, Bologna Envy; More

exclamation
INFORMAL
1.
used to express the next genertaion of hood rat.
"“ That Hooptie Honda Hoe hootered her honda in one dangerous way within the Hood while Pussy Possum Popping.”

“The whored Accord .”"

by alqatumawa March 27, 2019

hoopty

someone who has THE BIG DUMB

lmao did you see eric yesterday

omg he was actin like a hoopty

by somefunperson December 2, 2019