20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
Although Anthbropologists have observed such brohavior as early as the Broman Empire, the homie hookup is a relatively new classibrocation of brolationship categorized by 2 (or more)bros who engage in one-time or temporary sexual brolations, without any brommitments or dating arrangements.
These brolationships are often temporary, less they blossom into a full on bromance.
Typically initiated by the alpha bro towards a bro of mid to low brocial status in the brocial dominance broarchy.
Currently illegal in the Broviet Union, yet bros have brolitical heavyweights such as Brobama, Bro Biden, and Brope Francis strongly defending the rights of bros at home and aBroad.
add it to your brocabulary.
"If ye bro asketh ye for a blow, do not give him a snake. That's selfish. Blow and ye shall be blowed ten times over"
-the bible
"When yo bro aks annova bro u kno for him to be him ho"
-A wise old bro from whence we do not know
For female bros see breast friends
These brolationships are often temporary, less they blossom into a full on bromance.
Typically initiated by the alpha bro towards a bro of mid to low brocial status in the brocial dominance broarchy.
Currently illegal in the Broviet Union, yet bros have brolitical heavyweights such as Brobama, Bro Biden, and Brope Francis strongly defending the rights of bros at home and aBroad.
add it to your brocabulary.
"If ye bro asketh ye for a blow, do not give him a snake. That's selfish. Blow and ye shall be blowed ten times over"
-the bible
"When yo bro aks annova bro u kno for him to be him ho"
-A wise old bro from whence we do not know
For female bros see breast friends
"Us bros take an annual broad trip in the subroru crossbrover every Febroary, and you know when the brotents go up and the brotanks come off there’s no telling what kinda homie hookups might go down in brotown”
by anarchocapy March 13, 2018
late night hookups: its when you want to 'hookup' or 'spit game' to a 'hoe' to get knowledge before its time to do the damn thing in the morning .
late night hookups are when - you 'holler' - another word you can use that means to call a person of similar interest to your domain for whatever it is that you are choosing to do with them, despite if your a kind sir or a pedophile of cultural influenza or just a normal guy. The main point is that you are contacting the person or individual of interest when it is after normal hours of daylight .
by captain fishnet blouse remover October 30, 2013
A guy will bang a chick somewhat below his league as long as she's willing to give it up immediately with little to no bullshit. The amount of attitude she can have is inversely proportional to her standing on the 1-10 scale.
Jim was still at the bar at 1AM and still hadn't found anyone. It was time to apply the Inverse Hookup Law to that 6 who's been standing in the corner all night.
by REgualtor March 19, 2017
To get together with another person of the opposite sex, either in a random or repeatable setting - in which the two people partake in any amount of physical contact that DOES NOT include having sexual intercourse.
"Tonight with Sarah, I'm gonna hookup Notre Dame Style."
or
"I don't want to sleep with him, I just want to hookup Notre Dame Style"
or
"I don't want to sleep with him, I just want to hookup Notre Dame Style"
by Chelsea and Kelsey July 29, 2008
To get together with another person of the opposite sex, either in a random or repeatable setting - in which the two people partake in sexual intercourse.
"Tim and Jane are going to hookup Ohio State Style after Prom."
or
"No - they totally did it that night - they hooked up Ohio State Style."
or
"No - they totally did it that night - they hooked up Ohio State Style."
by Chelsea and Kelsey of July 29, 2008